"Eww! How can humans drink this stuff?
Photos by ©Leif Fielstrup Guldbrandsen
I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog
He’s ready for an adventure
Human knights have always ventured into the Otherworld to seek their fortune ― this fortune often being the vanquishing of trolls and taking of their heads as trophies. Most trolls avoid knights, going about their business and keeping a low profile when knights are rumoured to be stalking about the forests and moorland. There are, however, some trolls who relish the chance to outsmart a knight and they wait with great anticipation for one to appear in their particular part of the world. Knights, at times, confuse trolls with giants. Giants are a completely different type of creature, and to confuse the two has many a time proved fatal either to the knight or the troll, let alone the giants. The trolls who like to confront knights are usually very large and exceptionally intelligent ― something that often comes to the attention of the knight far too late in the hunt.
"I’ll tell you a tale!" shouted the troll behind the thorn hedge. "One morning, a knight put on his shiny armour and took hold of his sword and set off into the forest to find him a troll. Now that troll has a brand-new belt made of shiny metal and man teeth." The end.
― Trolls, by Brian and Wendy Froud.
Artwork: Knight’s Folly, by Brian Froud.
M4 Sherman crab flail tank of the US 1st Army near the Roer River crossing. Vicht, Germany. 1945.
A French Legionnaire carries a kitten in his leg pouch, Indochina, 1950s -
American soldiers walk through the smokey ruins of a desolated street. Waldenburg, Germany. April 1945.
Eduard “Santa” Gorey and kitty.
And *kitties*!!! Got to love a man with an assortment of felions!
it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere